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Things To Do At The Movies

1. Toss lots of popcorns around and shout "Hey, it's snowing!!"

2. Hoot when the good man dies

3. Begin talking on your mobile phone right when the film starts

4. Point to the opening credits and comment, "That guy dies."

5. Order pizza in middle of the movie

6. Sit between couples

7. Indifferently eat popcorn from other folks'

8. Declare noisily to everyone in the theater that you are going to the toilet

9. Take your own foodstuff such as soup and SLURP noisily

10. Wear tall hats to obstruct other folks' view

11. March in as if you are a big shot while dressed in the most disgraceful dresses; spandex should do the trick.

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cdt10294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 17-Apr-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Quote Reply Topic: Best Jokes Collection Posted: 17-Apr-2009 at 8:14pm
	Best Joke - 1 Things To Do At The Movies 1. Toss lots of popcorns around and shout "Hey, it's snowing!!" 2. Hoot when the good man dies 3. Begin talking on your mobile phone right when the film starts 4. Point to the opening credits and comment, "That guy dies." 5. Order pizza in middle of the movie 6. Sit between couples 7. Indifferently eat popcorn from other folks' 8. Declare noisily to everyone in the theater that you are going to the toilet 9. Take your own foodstuff such as soup and SLURP noisily 10. Wear tall hats to obstruct other folks' view 11. March in as if you are a big shot while dressed in the most disgraceful dresses; spandex should do the trick.
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cdt10294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 17-Apr-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Quote Reply Posted: 17-Apr-2009 at 8:15pm
	Best Joke 2 Q: What do we call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup? A: A thief!!
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cdt10294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 17-Apr-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Quote Reply Posted: 17-Apr-2009 at 8:15pm
	Best Joke 3 Why do basketballs and also footballs have goose bumps, but baseballs don't have? We play baseball in summer season.

cdt10294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 17-Apr-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Quote Reply Posted: 17-Apr-2009 at 8:15pm
	Best Joke 4 What is a hamburger? There is a place called Hamburg, Germany and folks there are known as Hamburgers.

cdt10294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 17-Apr-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Quote Reply Posted: 17-Apr-2009 at 8:15pm
	Best Joke - 5 Occupation Used in Bible First 3 folks were in dispute regarding which occupation was used first in the bible. The Surgeon was arguing, "The Medical line of work was used first when God took a spine from Adam and created Eve. The Engineer said, "No, engineering was used first before medicine. Just conceive the engineering profession it took to generate the world out of chaos. The Politician commented, "You would have nothing if we didn't generate chaos in the very start!