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1 pathan pakistan ka flag lene gaya

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  Quote britneyspears Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: 1 pathan pakistan ka flag lene gaya
    Posted: 23-May-2008 at 1:19pm
1 pathan pakistan ka flag lene gaya.
Shop wale ne usse flag diya.
pathan ne kuch pocha jis se soun k shop wala pagal hogaya.
Guess!
Pathan : is main aur color dekhao. :p



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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-Jul-2008 at 4:40pm
Pyar to humain karna tha,
Par kuch khaas hua nahi,
Taj Mehal to humain bhi banana tha,
Par afsos k LOAN pass hua nahi.
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  Quote cdt100294 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Apr-2009 at 6:46pm
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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  Quote cdt10294 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Jun-2009 at 8:28am
At the Time of RUKHSATI Dulhay k Mobile per Bell hui.

The Ringtone Was:

"Dil Main Chupa k Armaan Le Chalay,
Hum Aaj Apni Maut ka Samaan Le Chalay."
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