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    Posted: 04-Feb-2008 at 8:11pm
Pathan aur Race

Pathan: Ye sab log kyon bhag rahe hain?

Aadmi: Ye Race hai aur WINNER ko CUP milega.

Pathan: Agar WINNER ko he CUP milega to BAQI sab kyon BHAG rahe hain?
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  Quote SillyOne Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-Feb-2008 at 8:13pm
Ek PATHAN baap ki death per bohat ro raha tha,

Phir achanak uski behan ka phone aa gaya....

Phone sun ker pathan aur bhi rone laga.

Logon ne pocha ab kyon ro rahe ho?

PATHAN: meri behan k abbu ka bhi intaqaal ho gaya hai.
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People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Do arab ek doosre ko galiyan de rahe thay,

Qareeb se guzarte huye pathan ne un se kaha.

Bhaiyo!
Hamare liye bhi DUA kerna.
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Shayar: Shair arz kya hai.
Pathans: Irshad Irshad.

Shayar: Arz kya hai.
Pathans: Irshad Irshad.

Shayar: Aby kamino bolne to do.
Pathans: Wah Wah Wah Wah...
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Load shedding k fawaaid
Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi
Bijli ka bill kam aiga
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving
TV na dekhnay se gunaho may kami
Sabr karnay ki waja se jannat mein jaanay k ziyada imkanaat.
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