Marriage Jokes and SMS

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   A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

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registered Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 23-Jan-2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 25	Quote Reply Topic: Marriage Jokes and SMS Posted: 23-Jan-2008 at 1:20pm
	A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!). Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."


registered Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 23-Jan-2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 25	Quote Reply Posted: 23-Jan-2008 at 1:21pm
	A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride. May our children be blessed with rich parents Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same. To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life... To my wife...my bride...my joy May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam. May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

registered Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 23-Jan-2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 25	Quote Reply Posted: 23-Jan-2008 at 1:22pm
	You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. May the best of your past be the worst of your future Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets! May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

Better Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 04-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 46	Quote Reply Posted: 04-Feb-2008 at 3:21am
	All jokes on marriage r really funny.I like the last two jokes very much.

smspot Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 236	Quote Reply Posted: 11-Jul-2008 at 10:06pm
	Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
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smspot Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 236	Quote Reply Posted: 11-Jul-2008 at 10:06pm
	A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.

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