Latest Santa Banta SMS and Jokes

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   Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!

Santa: It's a gud News.

Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
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Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.

Banta: I'm learning car driving.

Inspector: Without d instructor?

Banta: Correspondence Course!
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 Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.

Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?

Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
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Teacher: Asman me
udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun
hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?

Santa: Airhostess!
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iBuddy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 18-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 57	Quote Reply Topic: Latest Santa Banta SMS and Jokes Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:05pm
	Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Banta: I'm learning car driving. Inspector: Without d instructor? Banta: Correspondence Course! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion. Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai? Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho ! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-


iBuddy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 18-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 57	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:08pm
	Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye! - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

iBuddy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 18-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 57	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:13pm
	Santa: What’s the name of ur car? Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T" Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

XUXU XAXA Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 110	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:15pm
	Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

XUXU XAXA Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 110	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:17pm
	Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

XUXU XAXA Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 110	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:18pm
	Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai. Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho? Santa: Chootiya.

Swami SexaaNand Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 02-Jan-2008 Location: Sexabad Online Status: Offline Posts: 34	Quote Reply Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 8:29pm
	Boss: I’m giving u driver’s job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ? Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary? - Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
	Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves U. It’s only when U send her virgin.

gratis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Junk Message Joined: 12-Jan-2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 0	Quote Reply Posted: 12-Jan-2008 at 12:45pm
	santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing . banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

Better Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 04-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 46	Quote Reply Posted: 26-Feb-2008 at 5:17pm
	OMG,I could not stop myself to laugh. Really good jokes.

cdt100294 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 28-Mar-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 69	Quote Reply Posted: 28-Mar-2009 at 10:49pm
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