Will you marry me?

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and
general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange
that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage
baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing, "Singh saab, how come you are
celebrating?"..... comes the reply :
Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain" tumour !!"

A Man to SardarJi: Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?


Sardarji: Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM.